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I have had it with so called "secure servers" and shopping carts and all those things which supposedly make it easy to shop on line. You deserve better. The secure servers arn't! They are related to the bums who shook me down for lunch money when I was a kid! One of them has the nerve to charge me ten percent of every transaction!!!!! Ha!!!! Here's how you make a truly secure transaction! Actually, there are 4 ways, what a selection!
first way....phone
me.
I'll answer the phone myself and take your order. It is also a
good
way for us to meet! My phone number is (613) 821-1846. I
might
be in the shop though, and it is so noisy there that I occasionally
miss
phone calls. Remember, when you are talking to me, you are not talking
to some salesman, you are talking to the boss.
second
way....fax
me. Better because that way I don't miss your call. My fax
number is (613) 821-9947. The fax machine is in a private
office...your
number will not be seen by anybody but me.
third
way.....certified cheque
or postal money order. Requires that we dialogue to figure out
the
full amount including shipping, but whats wrong with that! You
would
receive an invoice and I will ship upon payment. Sounds fair to
me.
My address is
Bill Fedun, C/O
South Tower Armouring Guild
PO box 221
2708 Albert St.
Metcalfe, Ont.
K0A 2P0
forth way.....email
me with your number. My email is stag@southtower.on.ca. But
how to make it secure? Well, there
is a really simple, almost Mickey Mouse way to accomplish
this.
The bad guys who make the programs which rake your number out of the
data
stream can't cope with a number which is non-standard. If you
break
your visa number up into two halves, and send it with a few words in
between
each half, the programs can't tell that it is a visa number.
example.....here is my visa number...1234-4567-send me
a new 10g helm-5679-2345, expires 12-45 Nothing to it, and unlike
some of the "pretty good encryption" and the "very good encryption" ,
this
method works!
I also do some basic security things like
making sure credit card numbers don't stay on my computer or server
after I action them and keeping my office off limits to anybody except
me! Sounds almost too simple doesn't it? Well, it works! No
problems in the last 12 years of doing business on line!
Oh, and I
guess
there is a fifth way........show up to my showroom with cash. I
like cash. Helps pay the rent.
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I accept VISA,
Mastercard, and American Express. Credit card orders are
processed
in Canadian funds, and will be automatically translated into US funds
as
required by your bank. The fees for this service which are
charged
by your bank vary, but be on guard against bank errors. US money orders
are accepted, we just have to be very sure which currency we are using
at all times.
Just email me a good time to call you, and I'll take your number over
the phone and pay for the call myself.. Much more secure!
Or call me at the number above!
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Oh, since all credit cards are handled in Canadian funds, a US based
purchaser might get sticker shock when you first see your
invoice.
Don't panic....the Canadian Dollar amount only LOOKS high, the US
Dollar
equivalent will be a lesser figure. If it isn't, then you should
look
to your bank because might do a one to one conversion on you. A common
mistake... banks employ key punch operators who sometimes don't get
their morning cup of coffee...just make sure YOU catch any
errors. Again, there has been, what two errors per decade
of processing credit cards? Not a big problem.
PayPal? No. No. No. No. No. I
have my OWN merchant account, I don't need PayPal!
My currency converter is right here......http://www.oanda.com/convert/classic?user=WilliamFedun
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Shipping is always
a hassle,
and difficult to estimate. UPS charges roughly two bucks
a pound, less for larger orders. A helm plus the box it is in
weighs
about 7 pounds. A sword weighs about five pounds. And
of course, the farther away from Upper New York State you get, the more
they charge, though it is never excessive. In Canada, Bus Parcel
Express is just as inexpensive as Parcel Post, and it will usually get
to you faster. UPS is awfully good in Canada, and I have a UPS account.
In the states, nothing beats Fed Ex Ground for reliability. I'll
use Fed Ex Ground unless you specify otherwise.
Shipping is from Ogdensburg New
York.
US shipping may include a ten dollar "border crossing fee" which is
assessed
at the border for any shipment, no matter how large or how
small.
If UPS brings it across, say, if it is a rush order, they will charge a
$45.00 brokerage fee PLUS shipping to the border PLUS shipping from the
border to you. It is clearly worth the week or two wait for me to
go over on my scheduled run.
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TERMS
....No nonsense.
No 50% up front or anything like that. Upon acceptance of your
commission, I will make it, and
upon completion, I will photograph it and send it to you for
approval.
If you are happy with it, then and ONLY
THEN will I take your money (action your credit card, cash your
cheque, whatever)
and ship it out. If things get busy, or I get sick, I don't want
you to be out your rent money. If you back out halfway through
the
project, so be it. I'll sell it somewhere else. I'm don't
want
to lose your respect over an armour order. If you don't like it
when
you actually hold it in your hands, I'll take it back and refund your
money.
The exception would be "unique
customizing". I mean, who else wants your coat of arms on a
breastplate? For that stuff, I ask only for a fair days pay for a
fair days work, up front. Some unique customizing might include extra
large armours that nobody but YOU could wear. But
considering that most people tend to run between small and XL, this is
not usually an issue.
Bill Fedun
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